Introduction

The purpose of this blog is to set forth a series of rules on matters sartorial (and related subjects) for men. I have compiled these rules after long observation of the often degraded state of male dress and demeanor one sees in our great cities of late.

These rules are not intended as mere suggestions, rather they should be adhered to strictly. Deviate at your peril.


Sincerely,

Mr. Wooster

08 July 2008

Rules 26 through 30

26. You are not a man until you can tie a bowtie.

27. It is never acceptable to wear a baseball cap with a suit.

28. Logo umbrellas are to be avoided unless absolutely necessary to avoid being drenched.

29. Trim your damn nose hair.

30. Unless required by your religion or you are disfigured, beards are rarely a good idea.

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